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  2. gnarly:

    i just saw my future

    (Source: newkidsonmycock20, via 8242)

     

  3. motherfuckingdragonsyo:

    I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

    (via keeeeeks)

     
  4. (Source: forgottenships, via ro-chelle)

     
  5. (Source: tiit, via keeeeeks)

     

  6. snowyenjolras:

    *rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter*

    image

    (Source: superenjolras, via hollysleeps)

     

  7. beccamakalapua:

    punkasslouis:

    punkasslouis:

    I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

    update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

    don’t you have clothes in your closet

    (Source: harrywantsababy, via hollysleeps)

     
  8. (Source: newrider, via fullylovely)

     
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  10. thatfunnyblog:

     

    Ingenuity.

    I AM DONE

    (Source: kingjaffejoffer, via cassierea)

     
  11. (Source: elleeste-belle, via keeeeeks)

     
  12. nuggetfucker98:

    I SIGNED A PETITION TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. IF I HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING IN MY LIFE, IT WAS TO HELP TURN THIS ONE PARK IN VANCOUVER CANADA INTO DUDE CHILLING PARK

    (Source: loesr, via ashhblack)

     
  13. beautifulgodzilla:

    THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

    (via ashhblack)

     

  14. ruinedchildhood:

    Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

    Me: image

    (via hollysleeps)

     
  15. feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

    flewor:

    its a metaphor

    jesus christ

    (Source: kittiezandtittiez, via fucky0u-verymuch)